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I had the weirdest dream ever omg. Basically, what happened was that we lived in a world where the apocalypse was nearing and the only way out of it was to kill this man. Twenty people from around the world were chosen to go to kill this man and I was one of them. He couldn’t be killed normally, of course

We were given one fucking gun between us to kill him which was stupid, it had like two buttons, one to shoot out bullets and one to self destruct the world

Anyway a bunch of my pals died and it ended with 8 people left living and like there were 5 on my side and there were 3 on his side. I managed to shoot a bullet in his mouth but the FUCKER WOULDN’T DWIE AND EVERYONE WAS LIKE WHATTT AND THE DUDE LOOKED TOTALLY COOL ABOUT IT AND OH YEAH, O HAD THE POWER TO SEE PEOPLE’S DEATH AND I OFTEN WROTE MY VISIONS ON YM HAND AND ON E OF THE LADIES SAW THAT I WEOTE HER DEATH ON MY HAND SO SHE TRIED TO KILL ME AND SOMEHOW IT ENDED IN A SHOWDOWN BETWEEN ME AND THE GUY AND I DECIDED TO PRESS THE SELF DESTRUCT BUTTON AND HE WAS SMILING AND WHEN I WOKE UP, I WAS BACK TO BEFORE THE APOCALYPSE AND THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO REMEMBERED WERE THE SURVIVORS BEFORE I BLEWUP US ALL AND THEN MY DREAM LITERALLY ENDED WITH A SCENE WHERE MY BEST FRIEND SAW ALL OF HIS FRIENDS WHO DIED IN THE WAR AND BURST OUT IN TEARS AND EVERYONE WAS REALLY CONFUSED AND THEY LAUGHED AND WERE LIEK “DUDE NO NED TO GET OVEREMOTIONAL” AND THEY PATTED HIM ON THE HEAD AND he had tHE BIGGEST FUCKING SMILE ON HIS FACE AND IT WAS SUCH A WEIRD DREAM SO MANY PEOPLE DIED OMG

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Ouran High School Host club: God damn rich people
Soul Eater: I'm gonna use this motherfucker to beat up that motherfucker.
Fullmetal Alchemist: MY LEG
Naruto: SAssSUUkKKkKKkEeeEEe
Black Butler: Corset scene
Death Note: I'm going to kill you all but no I'm a good guy I swear
Tamako Market: MOCHIYUMMY!
Bleach: ban..........KAI
Kuroko no Basuke: gay basketball players
K project: flaming homos
Durarara!!: IIIIIZZZAAAAAAAAYAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Fairy Tail: nakama speeches
InuYasha: must. make. sword. stronger... OMG KIKYO!
Uta No Prince Sama: how gay can straight guys get
Kaichou Wa Maid Sama: Perverted space alien
No.6: Killer bees and homosexuals
DragonBall: kamEHAME (two episodes later) HA
Zetsuen no Tempest: i died like 30 fucking times but im still alive
Tonari no Kaibutsu-kin: i love you loljk no wait i love you again
Neon Genesis Evangelion: SHINJI GET IN THE FUCKING ROBOT
Angel Beats: we're all dead but we still keep dying anyway
Cowboy Beebop: see u space cowboy
Ao No Exorcist: im satan's son ps im gonna kill satan
Hyouka: i'm...,,,cuRIOUS......
Daily Lives of Highschool Boys: what the fuck is going on
Tsuritama: i'm a fish youre a fish we're all fishes
Gintama: neo armstrong cyclone jet armstrong cannon
Shingeki no Kyoujin: teen titans go
Another: whoa guys careful of that kitten i mean you never know
Panty & Stocking: sexual innuendo no. 1732987498375908375984750984759418759
One Piece: GOD FREAKING DAMNIT, LUFFY.
Boys Over Flowers: God damn rich people
To aru Majutsu no Index: fUKODAAAAAAAAAA
To aru Kagaku no Railgun: ONEE-SAMAAAAAAA *electrocuted*
Sailor Moon: Omg they died AGAIN
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『4 days ago · 20,576 notes』

Someone is lighting fireworks outside and it’s pissing me off

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pizzaforpresident:

it’s kinda messed up that winnie the pooh and jack the ripper both have the same middle name

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themightynarwhal:

sloths are cute but their skeletons are fucking creepy i mean

image

looks like something a nightmare pooped out

(Source: save-the-wills)

『5 days ago · 67,605 notes』

spaustriastuck:

dennys:

EXERCISE
EX-ER-CISE
EX-AR-SIZE
EGGS-ARE-SIDES
FOR BACON
BACON

who the heck is running Denny’s tumblr

『5 days ago · 61,896 notes』

Official Playstation Used Game Instructional Video (x)

(Source: snitskys)

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